Chat attack

pickup (a girl)

撩妹

(liāomèi)

A: I've been chasing after this girl recently, but it seems like she's not interested in me. Can you help me come up with some ideas?

我最近在追一个女孩,可是她似乎不太愿意理我,你能不能帮我想想办法。

(wǒ zuìjìn zài zhuī yíɡè nǚhái, kěshì tā sìhū bútà iyuànyì lǐwǒ, nǐ nénɡ bùnénɡ bānɡwǒ xiǎnɡxiǎnɡ bànfǎ.)

B: You've really come to the right person. Among my classmates, my nickname is Pickup Artist. I can teach you some pickup techniques that can easily help you succeed.

你真是找对人了,我在同学里的外号都叫做撩妹高手,我可以教你一些技巧,让你轻松得手。

(nǐ zhēnshì zhǎo duì rén le, wǒ zài tónɡxué lǐ de wàihào dōu jiàozuò liāomèi ɡāoshǒu, wǒ kěyǐ jiāonǐ yìxiē jìqiǎo, rànɡnǐ qīnɡsōnɡ déshǒu.)

A: That's great! Hurry up and tell me what to do. I've even prepared a notebook!

太好了！快告诉我怎么做,我连笔记本都准备好啦！

(tàihǎo le! kuài ɡàosù wǒ zěnme zuò, wǒ lián bǐjì běn dōu zhǔnbèi hǎo la!)

B: Actually, these techniques can only be experienced, not described with words!

事实上,这些方法只可意会不可言传！

(shìshí shànɡ, zhèxiē fānɡfǎ zhǐ kě yìhuì bùkě yánchuán!)