A guy walks into a bar with a small dog.一个人带着他的小狗走进了一家酒吧。

The bartender says, “Get out of here with that dog!”酒吧服务生对他说，“这里不能带狗进来，请离开吧!”

The guy says, “But this isn’t just any dog... this dog can play the piano!”那个人对服务生说，“这可不是一般的狗，它可是会弹钢琴的!”

The bartender replies, “Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay... and have a drink in the house!”服务生回答说，“呃， 如果它真能弹钢琴的话，你们可以在这喝上一杯!”

So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing.然后那个人就把狗放到钢琴边凳子上，狗就开始弹钢琴了。

Ragtime, Mozart... and the bartender and patrons are enjoying the music.先是拉格泰姆音乐、接着是莫扎特...... 服务生和顾客们都非常欣赏狗的演奏。

Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out.突然，一只体型更大的狗跑了进来，一把抓住小狗的后颈就把它拽了出去。

The bartender asks the guy, “What was that all about?”酒吧服务生问那个人，“那是怎么回事？”

The guy replies, “Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor.”那人回答，“噢，那是它妈妈。 她不想它儿子玩音乐，而是做一名医生。”

Source: kekenet.com